Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Bollyhood^^Lesson^^Learned :P :P

The hero wears a minimum of three layers
of clothing – shirt, coat and coat plus sun-glasses.
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Ghosts are women with flowing hair and white cloth.
The old caretaker at the house wears a red towel on his shoulders.
The couple only find the deserted temple AFTER they get completely drenched.
Comedians either sport a Charlie Chaplin moustache and wear suspenders or talk in an irritating nasal tone and have a ‘funny’ tic.
The heroine wears skimpy clothes even when they are dancing  in sub-zero temperatures.
The hero wears a minimum of three layers of clothing – shirt, coat and coat plus sun-glasses.
All heroes are established guitar players and great at chopping wood with axes without their shirts on.
All people who are hit on the head and dumped in the river will wash up on the other bank and be rescued and healed by fishermen or monks.
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\Hero’s mother is usually a widow, 
dressed in white with hair pulled back
in a bun and a ugly streak of white in her black hair.
Bollywood actress dress while dancing, Rain song <>Transparent saree, Holi Song <>hopelessly white saree, College song <>Tight miniskirt. :P
All movies have Happies Endings… Owing to the well-informed comments of my readers, I am adding a
When the evil villain tries to rape our heroine, hero comes and fright for her.
Hero’s mother is usually a widow, dressed in white with hair pulled back in a bun and a ugly streak of white in her black hair.

PS: Holi is festivals of colours. They will sprinkle different types of colours. 
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